There comes a time in course of human events when a cookie is left unattended and unsupervised. It is up to the heroic to seize the day and take advantage of a glorious opportunity. This blog post is a step by step guide to steal a cookie from a developer.
1. Opportunity Knocks
Wait until the developer is truly in a coding trance and is so zoned into his compuer screen that he is oblivious to the world around him. Now nonchalantly walk past his desk and STRIKE!
2. The Prize
Now place the cookie into your mouth immediately. This will make the cookie inedible to the developer. Have no concern for his robot developer emotions as there is no html tag for attack.
3. The Stare
The developer, having just been robbed, will be shocked and angered. Do not just walk away. Stare blankly into his eyes for a split second, then gloat as much as you feel is warranted. This gloating is a precursor to the most important part of the heist.
4. The Cookie Dance
While the cookie is still in your mouth, proceed to bring the krunk and jam to the world by putting down your dance fire. I typically imagine faerie dust falling from the sky. If you feel the need to kick, do so.
To view the actual cookie dance please visit this link.