Coexist

My most recognizable character trait Illiteracy, second only to the garish rat tattoo on my face.

Favorite way to get the blood pumping "Rocking out" (as the kids say) with my tiny plastic Rock Band band, Lame Giant.

Favorite way to relax Two words: chainsaw juggling

If I were a racehorse my name would be Richard "Richard Pendulum" Pendulum

Favorite Golden Girl It's a tie between Blanche and Dorothy. I love a woman who can reduce me to a weeping husk of shattered confidence. Either way, Sophia is a dirty whorish liar.

My personal hero is George W. Bush! He loves freedom! And hates terrorists! How could you—

I'm afraid of ...oh right. George W. Bush.

What's on my iPod Anchorman, The Mighty Boosh, Mythbusters, Arrested Development...apparently it also plays music?

Brands that inspire me Nintendo. And as much as it pains me to say: Apple; they've got some awesome marketing.

Dogs or Cats (loaded question)

Unknown Hobbies/Skills Two words: chainsaw juggling

If I could not play with technology I would Invariably get more sleep.

Next great invention I am waiting for Holy crap, flying car already.

Favorite quote "What the f*** is the internet?!"

Describe the perfect day Two words: chainsaw juggling